• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
(Reblogged from razorwire-reality)
lotolle:

thisis-my-note:

disgracefullyriversong:

cumber-kitty:

frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time

merry’s hair clip though

there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif

Playing with fireworks, again.

lotolle:

thisis-my-note:

disgracefullyriversong:

cumber-kitty:

frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time

merry’s hair clip though

there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif

Playing with fireworks, again.

(Source: epichanna)

(Reblogged from propsandspinelessangels)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(Reblogged from roseymaplemoth)

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(Reblogged from guideme-home)

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
(Reblogged from orgasm)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

(Reblogged from orgasm)

collapsed:

its not a white girls sweet sixteen until hilary duff’s song “sweet sixteen” plays

(Source: collapsed)

(Reblogged from orgasm)

panic! + music video titles

(Source: interquast)

(Reblogged from broken-from-memories)

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

(Source: fatwink)

(Reblogged from sorelatable)

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(Reblogged from fantasticdoctorwho)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(Reblogged from fat-thin-skinny)

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

(Reblogged from stilesmartinski)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu)

(Reblogged from orgasm)